| I am actually talking to Kaitlyn right now... (to everyone that reads this send me your phone numbers!!!) |
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| It's below -40. -41 to be precise. That's pretty much cold enough to freeze the nipples off a snowman.
Fun fact: -40 Celsius is the same as -40 Fahrenheit.
Weeee!
- Suddenly I See |
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| This just in.
You all know how wonderful it feels to take a Q-tip, put one end under a tap running hot water, and stick it in your ear, right?? (if not, please stop whatever you are doing and give this a try...)
As well, you are by now aware of the positively amazing feeling of flossing your toes w/ your socks at the end of the day... no? (again, please take this opportunity to indulge yourself...)
I have a new thing to add to wonderful, satisfying bodily experiences...
Y'know when you look down at your shoulder and you see a little black spot? You think to yourself "Hrm, there's a little blackhead. Let me get rid of you little blackhead!"
So you contort your body, twist, squirm and finally get a finger on either side of the sucker, and you squeeze.
Easily one of the coolest things in this world is when that "little black spot" turns into this monster black boulder!
and you think to yourself "Where the heck have you been hiding??!"
Stay tuned for further installments of "Jeremy is a nutcase"
PS, I still have only ever come across one non-blue piece of bellybutton lint. Misfortunately, I'm misplaced him... *sigh*
- The Race is On |
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